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To be pregnant is great, but to be pregnant during the Halloween season is even better!!! I knew I had to take advantage of this opportunity and use my pregnant body to my advantage in my Halloween costume!

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She actually does look just like a bird sitting on her egg in her nest. Now, that would be absolutely hilarious. This is totally an interesting way to dress the bump for Halloween.

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While there are plenty of tame and cute ways to dress up your baby bump, what is the fun in that?! This hilariously inappropriate costume is definitely one that turns he on Halloween.

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Did he know he was being scared?! Watch out for the scary pumpkin! Her look is definitely scary, and the addition of the baby arms and legs just takes it to another level entirely.

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This type of Halloween costume is a fantastic way to dress up your bump and give everyone a real scare. She has her classic outfit on, complete with a bottle Milkman pregnant woman costume milk, while the milkman has his handy dandy basket of milk, and you can bet she probably does not need any milk! You have to laugh at this costume, as inappropriate as it may be. We bet there will be lots of tricks for them on Halloween night.

We know that in the Catholic religion, priests and nuns should never get it on, if you know what we mean. And perhaps a bit disturbing, but in a creative way. We know that we would certainly let out a huge scream if we woke up to that pregnant belly on Halloween! Yet, this costume makes a play on all that is holy. No denying that this is definitely a creative Halloween costume! These two definitely turn he this Halloween. There is always a joke about who is the real daddy, is it the husband, or the milkman?!

Totally funny and unique on Halloween! Only, that is her baby bump! This mom-to-be decided to make a funny Halloween costume using her baby bump as the main prop. You likely laughed at this pregnant Halloween getup, but also cringed at its highly inappropriate message! And having that that asks about the Father… get it… we call our priests, Fathers.

Yep, looks like baby unicorn is making a statement! She dressed as mama bird, while her bump is painted a beautiful shade of blue, just like a baby bird egg.

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Trick-or-treat, anyone? You have to wonder though, is there another guy dressed up as her husband?! Using baby doll arms and legs, put those in your shirt with fake blood and you have a real frightening costume for Halloween night. There are no relationships, no pregnancies, and no babies.

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Oh wait just a moment, what is that coming out of her baby belly?! This couple decided to make a play on that funny Maury type of situation, and dress the part! While the mom-to-be used her baby bump, the dad-to-be either used his possible beer belly or a fake belly to give this costume its full effect. She has to prepare her nest for her little bundle of joy. This couple decided to take full advantage of her baby bump on Halloween and totally switch up their roles to create a somewhat inappropriate portrayal of a redneck, hillbilly couple.

We wonder if she will make another funny Barbie costume once her baby is born!

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This makes for a funny photo. This woman decided to dress up as a pregnant nun to truly shock us all! When it comes to Halloween, no costume is off limits. They definitely tried to do the part too, her belly coming out of her wedding dress, too much makeup, a couple of tattoos, while he really did his part by dressing like a hillbilly complete with overalls, bad teeth, a straw hat, and gotta have that shotgun in hand!

The goal for many is to scare and shock people.

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And to add the icing on the cake… did you read that ?! This mom-to-be dressed herself up like Barbie, totally showing off her baby bump. We all know what a shotgun wedding is.

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If this mama unicorn was headed our way, we would likely quickly jump out of her path to let her pass. Can you imagine running into her on Halloween night?! She dressed her bump with words to frighten any little trick-or-treater that glances in her direction! Uh oh, watch out for Zombie Mommy!

The truly frightening jack-o-lantern face with the scary red eyes, and words that can truly kill- I eat small children.

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Thinking up a creative Halloween costume can be quite a joy. So instead of scaring a small child, this mom-to-be decided to scare the dad-to-be! The sweet, innocent housewife gets knocked up by the man delivering the milk. This cute couple decided to make a play on a shotgun wedding, and totally use it for their Halloween costume! This is one crazy costume that is surely laughable at how inappropriate it is. Who will that little one end up looking like once born?!! As for the dad-to-be, he got the chance to dress up as a housewife in a bathrobe.

This creative and funny Halloween costume may border on inappropriate, but you have to give her credit for devising this costume.

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Imagine being a cute little vampire or sweet little butterfly ringing that doorbell on Halloween night, only to be face to face with this scary belly once the door is opened?! It is hilarious, even if it is a bit disturbing to think about! Nothing like taking a mythical and magical creature like a unicorn, and turning it into a gory mess for Halloween night!

There is her bump, scare him right as he wakes up and lets out a shriek. Happy Halloween! She even made herself a box to put her Barbie self inside of, and giving the name Knocked Up Barbie on the box. After all, not all pregnancies fall over this holiday, and not all pregnancies are far enough along on Halloween to give you this chance to really go all out and scare whoever you can! This couple took Halloween to a new level by coming up with a one-of-a-kind costume that is perhaps as scary as it is inappropriate. It is definitely clear that they likely got looks no matter where they went on Halloween night!

Those kids will most definitely be getting a trick instead of a treat on Halloween night! They sure are playing their parts this Halloween! During pregnancy, there is a phenomenon that occurs called nesting. She painted on the face of Mike from the movie Monsters Inc. For those who are not familiar with the movie, the general idea is that the monsters have to scare little children who are in bed.

Happy Halloween to the happy couple on their shotgun wedding day! Gotta wonder though, was it a staged fright or was it natural? A pregnant mama dressed as a beautiful unicorn is sweet on Halloween. Oops, your girlfriend got Milkman pregnant woman costume up, time to make it right, propose, and walk down that aisle to marriage before the baby arrives. This expecting mama look it one step further by making herself a zombie!

Only thing is, they had to be stuck together all Halloween! But look, the little zombie baby has a little pumpkin so he can go trick-or-treating! For pregnant women, this is an opportunity - possibly a once in a lifetime opportunity - to dress up the baby bump in a fun, horrifying, and disturbing way. This somewhat sweet, yet totally inappropriate Halloween costume is definitely one of a kind, and a unique way to dress up your bump.

She even drew on a little mustache and stuck a fake cigarette in her mouth. So if you are pregnant, why not take advantage of your bump and get that growing baby involved in a costume that is sure to get people running in the other direction! We have the mom to be who has her gut hanging out.

Oh boy is definitely an understatement for this shockingly inappropriate Halloween costume! We laugh because it is a nun, who is not supposed to ever get pregnant, yet is pregnant, which also makes us a little freaked out. Just imagine opening your door for trick-or-treaters or going to a Halloween party all scarily dressed up - using your bump to its full potential! Read on for some totally outrageous and horrifying ways pregnant women have dressed up their bump on October 31st. For some pregnant women, they go all out and dress up their bump on Halloween so it is as scary as possible.

Just look at that bloody horn coming out of her belly! Just take a look at what this mom-to-be decided to do for a Halloween costume. We all know Barbie and what Barbie looks like, so the Milkman pregnant woman costume that this pregnant mama decided to make a new kind of Barbie really does make us laugh out loud!

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We take this term directly from the world of birds to describe the feeling a woman gets to have everything in order before the baby arrives. This pregnant mama decided to play on that theme by dressing up like a bird!

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There is a new Barbie on the market- knocked up Barbie! Uh oh, what did the milk man do?!

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